saw on craigslist
Written on the original Movable Type site and recovered from the Internet Archive.
the reverse guilt trip on a free stuff listing:
“Remember, if you don’t come and pick up all of this crap that I don’t want to haul around or take responsibility for any more, it will wind up in the dump and on your soul come judgement day, and somehow it will all be your fault, and not mine, so come and save it (and your soul) now!”